What can melt your heart?

Me- (laughs)

He was that kid in the above attached video. He calles me ‘shuluutiii’

Talks with kids.

Why is watching a man and a woman have sex considered perverted? It's how we all got here, it's what we do, I say if you want to watch porn then carry on!

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Not infants but kids. Specially kids from nursery-class5. Their laughs, their smile, their ‘thankyouu’, their humorous talks and senseless questions everything melts my heart.

Scene- oath ceremony

Why do Democrats look like snowflakes and Republicans look like Vikings?

Girl- your face with these two ponytails look like doll

What can melt your heart?

Me- hey what you're doing here?

Why can't my adopted sister accept she is not part of my family because she isn't related? Why can't she stop calling my parents mum and dad?

He- shulutii ke saath t..si le saath..

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Me- i mean to say why you came to my house? (like an interviewer)

How much of lounge pianists playing is from repertoire, and how much is improvised?

Shruti Verma

Me- (who don't even know doll jesi ponytails kya hoti) hein? From which angle this ponytails look like that of dolls cutie?

Me- (keep laughing)

How can I help my cat adjust to sleeping in its own room after allowing it to sleep with us as a kitten?

hearhim (ignore my voice)

Their voice, when they call my name and sometimes if they tease me that blushing is real.

Girl- no, sacchi your ponytails look like dolls

Why is going on a date today so much different than it was when I was young?

He- (blank face)

Scene2- playing with neighborhood kid.

Me- accha, okay okay, i agreed.

How can parents identify and address early signs of racial bias in young children?

Scene 1- i was sent for monitoring class 3rd

In between, they all might have called me didi for more than 6–7times.

Everyone- let's play ‘ek machli pani mai gyi’

Why do narcissists and especially covert narcissists always play the victim?

Suddenly a girl in front of whom i was standing asked me, “didi aap doll jesi chhoti karke kyu aate ho?”

Everyone- my name is this, my name is that (one by one)

Me- one by one we'll play both of them okay?

I see ugly guys dating gorgeous, "hot" women all the time. I, too, am not very attractive but I'm not doing well with the ladies. What's their secret?

Me- hey, what's your name? (to everyone one by one)

I don't have any younger brother or sister so when children in my school calls me ‘didi’, i am like-

My was over so i was standing among the kids of monitor group as my friend was their deputy head.

What is the most craziest dream you ever had?

Everytime after each oath ceremony i miss the chaos we make together and again wait for the next year eagerly.

Everyone - okay didi.

One of them- no let's play ‘das bees’

If you get a chance to have sex with either Kajal Agarwal or Samantha, who would you choose and why?

This isn't the first time someone said this to me but this was something different that put a smile on my face.